Save the Moon!

By now, most of you have probably heard the news: THE MOON IS LEAVING. Click here for an article about it. Just how important this is probably hasn't set in for some of you, and you're just going about your daily lives. Others of you are probably panicking, clawing at the walls and furniture, defragmenting, or howling. But I'm not just going to sit around and do nothing. It's time we made a stand and took positive action. I'm not sure what exactly just yet. Possibly writing in to congressmen, or putting magnets on the roof. Don't worry, folks, I'll think of something.